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[–] Findus_Falke@feddit.org 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Pull on the Forward Assist the same way one would pull back the slide of a pistol to chamber a round...

It isn't a charging handle.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] bunnyBoy@pawb.social 13 points 1 week ago

The short version is he's using the gun wrong.

The longer version is an AR-15 has a button on it (the thing he's pulling in the pic) that is used to fix a very specific problem (specifically making sure that the bolt of the gun is fully closed, because otherwise if you fire it the gun will malfunction). In counterstrike 1.6, all the characters used that button essentially as the guns slide, which you use to put a round in the chainber to be fired (the same way the action hero pumps a shotgun with a click clack to make sure you know he means business).

So the title is sarcastic, because someone pulling on the forward assist like it's a slide has no idea what the fuck they're doing.

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

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[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Do you remember the rhyme about dolly parton? I haven't been able to.

Gotta give it a good hard pull if you want the engine to start and enable automatic fire.

[–] atropa@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Of gaming ,not real battle

[–] adhd_traco@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

Other way round. They sprayed as if there was no spray pattern, which is real life physics.

I probably entirely missed the point, but I stand by my statement 🙂

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Ok, Gareth Keenan.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago

That's the gun's clitoris, right?

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

More of a Krieg man myself, but the colt and elites... Also good.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Ah the rare left hand ejecting ar15 carbine.

[–] buttmasterflex@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

The deadliest Bop-It

[–] feddylemmy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

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