cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/62250915
Peyote, benzos and a .7 blood alcohol reading is the answer.
this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2026
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You can't park there, mate
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For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).
Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.
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- No deaths or serious injuries because who would be around to get told they couldn't park there?
- Be excellent to each other
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Letting the days go by
Let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by
Water flowing underground
Into the blue again
After the money's gone
Same as it ever was.
And you may ask yourself "where is that automobile?"
Where have I heard this quote before? I swear it was in a song or something
Edit: Thanks everyone, it immediately became very obvious the second I turned it on lol
Once in a lifetime by talking heads
And you may ask yourself
"How do I work this?"
And you may ask yourself
"Where is that large automobile?"
And you may tell yourself
"This is not my beautiful house!"
And you may tell yourself
"This is not my beautiful wife!"
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Talking Heads - Water Flowing Underground
It's those damn Duke boys at it again