If shitting hurts, you probably need more fiber.
this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2026
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Chat, it's normal to bleed every time you wipe, right?
Just in case you're NOT joking, go see a doctor. You have colon cancer.
Bright red is fine; it's the dark, congealed blood you want to worry about. That's what daddy told me at least :3
Yeah, bright red is just a shallow scratch somewhere near the, uh, opening. Darker blood might be internal bleeding and that can get really bad quickly.
Not necessarily, can also be hemorrhoids from too much sitting and a bad diet.
But you (and I) should definitely see a doctor.
What causes hemorrhoids?
Pressure building up in your lower rectum can affect blood flow and make the veins there swell.
That may happen because of:
- Pushing when you poop
- Straining when you do something that's physically hard, like lifting something heavy
- Extra weight, like obesity
- Pregnancy, when your growing uterus presses on your veins
- A diet low in fiber
- Anal
Risk Factors:
- Too much sitting
- Age
- Pregnancy
- Genetics
Thank you for the concern but I am ok.
If you're not joking, blood in stool is worth going to the doctor to figure out. It is not worth delaying over as it can be the first sign of colon cancer.
I have a cat, so I’m not allowed to shit alone anymore.
This is me rn frfr
Allow me to introduce you to our Lord and Savior : fiber.
And also, drinking more
but if you shit together...
Fuck it, I shit competitively. Join the queue, it's time to rank up
If you shit as one you share the fun
2 girls, 1 bowl
So, go ahead and leave the door open and share how you feel with the world.
You need beans.
The fact that one seat is up is even worse. Imagine you're sitting down pooping and someone comes up and pees standing up with their ass in your face.
When you pee standing up, do you usually remove the clothes covering your ass?
(Or do you imagine this is how it works, if you never pee standing up?)
If someone sticks their butt in my face, they don't get a free pass cuz their pants aren't pulled all the way down.
Looking at the distance between the multiplayer shitters in the picture, I'm gonna say you're the one sticking your face in their butt.