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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

Put it in your bag/pocket, then sort it when you get home. Coins go in a loose change jar, and dealt with when said jar is full.

[–] barooboodoo@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is my favorite version of this meme

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

Thanks. Feeling this one through the screen.

[–] EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I promise you nobody is scrutinizing you this closely and nobody except for the most impatient anal retentive asshole cares if they have to wait another 20 seconds for you to put your change in your wallet.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

It's when it takes 200 seconds. Then I'm growing impatient

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I get nervous and drop my spaghetti everywhere all the time. Sorry yall

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Straight in the pocket if I happen to be paying in cash for some reason

Even the notes

I'll sort it out later when I get a minute

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

This is the way.

[–] Melobol@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You just need an European style bifold wallet, with coin pouch. Makes life easier with coins.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] bonenode@piefed.social 8 points 3 days ago

This... is not... how wallets normally are???

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

When they do like that i just throw the coins in the bag, keep in the hand the paper and sort it when i am out of the store, kinda works

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Throw it back in their face like pocket sand because you're a baller