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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 minute ago

Yes, they go straight to Jayl.

[–] meow@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 hours ago

No, just for Kevins

[–] grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

Walking in general is illegal in the US.

Acceptable modes of transport are: Canyonero, Tesla, or e-bike from Amazon.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This post should be illegal

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 16 hours ago

It is easy for you to say that given that your name isn't Jay...

[–] nightmare786@leminal.space 4 points 16 hours ago
[–] dumbass@piefed.social 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Only when they cross the road.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

What if it's a chicken named Jay?

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 2 points 11 hours ago

That really depends on location.

Rural chicken named Jay? That's fine, he can cross.

City chicken named Jay, nope, that's a crime.