Ah yes, just what I need
Two fucking dollars
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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Don't spend it all at once
If they carried out this plan they'd find some way to spin it like "you're getting the same number of dollars as there are genders!" which would be confusing because it's not even enough to reach the $2 mark.
Would make sense because they don't view women as equal.
Oh, don’t poo-poo ~~a nickel~~ $2, Lisa. ~~A nickel~~ $2 will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel, with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds.
Everything 
says starts to make a lot more sense once you realize he can’t understand what he’s trying to say either.
Better Offline’s episode make fun of them part 1 addresses this specifically. If they cannot explain what they truly mean to laypeople, they do not truly understand it. Jargon is cope.
"Biden still owes me $1200!" 
"Well i only owe you $2! Vote Musk / Bovino in 2028!"
The people yearn to each individually hire consumer goods auditors for a few minutes of labor
bout to ball out at the dollar tree (i can afford one item with my cfpb refund)
The one item is now toxic because there’s no longer any consumer protection.
You can afford one item?!
not trying to brag
Guess those Epstein releases hit him right in the distraction.
For real. That cunt is on record asking for the wildest party on Epsteins island.
Well lissen, women belong in the kitchen and kids don't deserve anything, so that's a cool 8 ish $ for all those red-blooded males out there! Just enough for one morning coffee, if you don't get all those sissy addons!
"taxpayers" also probably doesn't include mitt romney's 47% or whatever that was
Yes, only the needy get the money. And by needy we of course mean people who already have a bunch of money.
Aw damn I thought this was gonna be Bill Ackman with May I Meet You :/