:bane: Does the emergency FEEL over?

And it protects your lungs from wildfire smoke, and it makes it harder for the authorities to identify you, plus you look like a ninja

Indeed, the non-maskers have nothing I want. What's there to be self-conscious about? The reflex to conform assumes the group you conform to will protect you.

You should never apologize for eating too many beans. They're like the Spice Melange, but instead of giving us precognition, they give us the ability to remember more than one week into the past, which can seem like precognition since bean-eaters are often like when something 'unprecedented' happens. Lenin got his red laser eyes from frequent bean binges

I never thought one of the leopards would get strapped and try to rip my face off from a distance, not even to eat it, just for like, fun or something

Does quicksand fetish break volcel oath?

ROOKIE: This is how we found him, sir. Who would do such a thing??

DETECTIVE: Tankies is who. The beans are their calling card. That or a picture of a pig shitting on it's balls.

ROOKIE: We're gonna find 'em and make 'em pay, sir.

DETECTIVE: Forget it, kid. This isn't like your training, Reddit's got no jurisdiction here. Best leave it be if you don't wanna end up BTFO with owl piss all over your shirt.

Me too, and Reaganism has won every election since