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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

You can’t unfuck that couch

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Elon: Can I come?

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 0 points 1 hour ago

I wish i didn't read that, some really stupid shit...