175 lbs of Tannerite. Boris, the house and some part of the neighborhood will attempt a space voyage, if Boris gets shot.
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reminds me of Christmas in Finland;
Does it have a motion activated trigger?
If someone shoots Boris, the owner will have a lot more to worry about than home invaders
If I had a Boris, I'd be dead before they got a chance to shoot Boris. At which point Boris will have done his job.
How big is that foyer? Is the wall behind Boris a steel wall per chance ?
Better include a steel roof, because the structural integrity of the ceiling ain't looking great once the dust clears.
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This reminds me of the time the police got called to an office building because someone saw a man with a rifle in one of the windows. Turns out it was a gaming studio, and the man was a human-size cardboard cutout advertising Battlefield or some similar first person shooter.
At the hospital where I had my sleep studies done the only available parking was next to a probably five story building. On the second floor down from the top someone had put a mannequin in an EMS vest against their office window and left the lights on.
Whoever that person was should feel accomplished, as it successfully startled me every time I had to walk across that parking lot alone at 10pm.
And there's people out there that think the average person can tell AI from reality?
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Was it Terry Pratchett or Douglas Addams that had a witch that was going to be burned at the stake? She had a little future-sight abd went to her death willingly and with dignity. And with 50pounds of roofing nails in a barrel of gunpowder under her dress.
Good Omens is the name of the book.
Agnes Nutter had concealed forty pounds of roofing nails and eighty pounds of gunpowder in her petticoat.
Which makes me wonder how much of a hulking beast she must have been to carry that.
Pratchett. Agnes nutter in good omens
Definitely TP. I remember reading this, and the setting was not on an oddly numerous inhabitable planets.
Become the claymore you wish to see in the world.
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