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submitted 2 days ago by 1dalm@lemmings.world to c/dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Are they playing a fucking crucifixion video game

[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Mom said it's my turn to be Pontius Pilate!

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Wait I've seen this one:

https://youtu.be/dIeuBPDUzB0

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

The kind of Christians who make Christian video games would definitely have pontious pilate be lawful neutral and influenced by the evil Jews who have +10 Persuasion.

[–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 3 points 2 days ago

The 90s were a wild time in Christian media...

[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

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Christianity was not invented by medieval men, the middle ages were from about 400 CE to 1400 CE. It was invented roughly 2000 years ago in the first century CE. Unless he means the "God" mentioned in the meme was invented by medieval men, in which case he's off by an additional 2000ish years.