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some mf really threw an entire hog carcass into a blender and said "yea let's sell that as food. Great."

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I'm enough of a man to eat straight out of the Can at any time of the day but please don't make me eat spam.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 hours ago

Spam is pretty good tbh if you fry it up

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

OP is a cat in a human body. The taste buds adapted to the salt and now they are able to open their own cans.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm pretty sure this amount of salt would cause immediate kidney failure in a cat

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I just ate Korean BBQ SPAM with an egg and cheese on white bread. It was good considering the effort that went in. My heart is pounding like I just ran a marathon though. I think if I ate another I might die.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Gonna save this pic and look at it whenever I crave meat.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago

glad to be of service

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 1 points 6 hours ago

And rock out to old school Duran Duran?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, no

Spam in little cubes in macaroni, fine

But uncooked put of the can? That is a little too much

[–] Toes@ani.social 12 points 11 hours ago

Slice it up into small pieces, throw it on a pan with some diced onion and potatoes. Good time

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Thin slices, fried up with pineapple. Yummo.

[–] RacerX@lemmy.zip 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

For some reason spam grosses me out but I'm ok with Vienna sausages. Pretty sure they're the same thing just shaped differently.

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 1 points 26 minutes ago

Vienna sausage texture is different, more palatable, and they have 10000% less salt.

[–] Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world 8 points 14 hours ago

Spam and egg musubi are amazing. I kinda want some now lol

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 30 points 19 hours ago (13 children)

entire hog carcass

Oh no, you’re getting select cuts of offal and skin and water retention agents.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 11 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Yea nah the good parts of the pig, those they sell in far better cuts XD

Spam is all that's left over but the squeal, and then, sawdust or whatever they use to retain the water.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago

The parts not fit for hot dogs.

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[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Lovely Spam!
Wonderful Spam!

[–] MOCVD@mander.xyz 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 9 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

~spam~ ~spam~ ~spam~ ~spam~

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Spammity Spam! Wonderful Spam!

[–] Klear@quokk.au 3 points 9 hours ago

I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 5 points 14 hours ago

You can have the 'spam eggs bacon and spam'. That hasn't got much spam in it

[–] compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 14 hours ago (3 children)
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Better than okay. We are interested in efficiency. Bouncing it out a can, slicing it and singeing it on a stove takes time and adds nothing in terms of calories and sodium.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It's fucking dog food. Just plop one into a bowl, beside a bowl of beer , and he will be happy.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

knew a guy in the army who would eat spam and bean dip out of cans for a meal. same guy would eat a bag of oreos poured into a mixing bowl with milk for saturday morning breakfast cartoons.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

SPAM - Something Posing As Meat

[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 6 points 11 hours ago

do you mean SPAM: Super Product, All Meat?

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