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YOUR PC NEXT? (lemmy.sdf.org)
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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 5 points 2 days ago

My current pc: running a propaganda campaign

My next pc: running logistics to make sure the resistance is fed, clothed, and armed.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Born to kill -9

[–] FluorineBalloon@programming.dev 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Bourne [shell] to kill -9

[–] sox 10 points 3 days ago

Died for kill -SEGV

[–] sefra1@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

"If you tolerate this your computers will be next"

[–] Zwrt 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Thank you for radicalising my pc.

I want to state before the jury that my pc has declared independence from myself and that i can no longer be held accountable for any terrorist activity it may be evolved in!

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

spoileruser is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My PC got a deferment.

[–] pmjv 10 points 3 days ago

For now!

[–] sox 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My NeXT computer

[–] pmjv 4 points 3 days ago

lel

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is kind of cute...

[–] pmjv 10 points 3 days ago

:3

[–] j_g00da 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

There's a pipe bomb stuck in my computer, what do I do?

[–] mononoke 4 points 2 days ago

Hang on, let me ask my Mobilek...

[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Why my playing character????

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 3 days ago

Now that's an upgrade!