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is this true
It’s true and his dad was a thumb that grew a whole body as an appendage so like his neck is technically on his hand and his face has no holes. It’s actually horrifying like, he’s not talking, he wriggles down the thumb and the body jerks in a way that air moves in and out. It’s horrifying.
So anyways that was his dad
It’s actually for “Just Dance”, and was chosen because it rhymes with Vance. But he’s utterly swagless with absolutely zero rizz so he legally changed it to “Jorkin Dapeanis” 
the D has stood for both Donald and David apparently
dont forget depeanis
Jorkin David? no wonder he changed it
Johnald Donald Vance
Jolkien Dolkien Vance
Jolkien RR Tolkien
Clearly, the AI just got data-poisoned because this phrase appears in the nearly released Epstein files about 80,000 times.