Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 weeks ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Of course not, he's no stool pigeon.

[–] rammer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

He's also not a rat.

[–] misericordiae@literature.cafe 8 points 2 weeks ago

3 hours? That's one tough chicken.

[–] 0li0li@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Finall, not a pun. Have my upvote dad!