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[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 7 points 3 hours ago

I don't think I would find this comfortable

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Oh damn! I thought I was the only one who does this!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 3 hours ago

Nice? Trust me, if you are not a hamster, that can NOT be nice.

[–] mr_eckneim@feddit.org 5 points 9 hours ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 19 points 17 hours ago

Ah, hello "Let's Get High And Go To The Pet Store" person. I've not encountered your ilk in nearly 26 years, when I worked at a pet store. I recall your kind, coming into the store reeking like a skunk. "Bro, can we see the snakes?" you'd ask. I'd indulge. Until the Burmese python incident. One hand streaming blood, the other being constricted. My manager having to pry the snake's hook like teeth off my thumb. You and your friends now intently watching the rhythms of the saltwater fish...

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago (1 children)

hamsters do be packing.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 8 points 18 hours ago

Is this really what that is he's resting on?

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

People say they slept like a baby, but have you ever slept like a hamster?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

do i look like a tanuki?

[–] Daviino@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

I mean, if you can, you can.

[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf 22 points 23 hours ago

You should buy him and name him Dragonballs.

[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago
[–] pir8t0x@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 day ago

Give the hamster some privacy, dude

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 22 hours ago

Must be mice.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I can't imagine that would be comfy. That's a lot of weight on the ol' bean bag.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago

but it keeps your head warm... and your head keeps your balls warm.

[–] couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 5 points 21 hours ago

Just keeping his babies warm and safe

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 5 points 21 hours ago

Livin' the dream

My spirit anermal

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 8 points 1 day ago
[–] someone@lemmy.today -4 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

cruelty to animals (isolation, pellets on ground that aren't comfortable enough to make a bed. a hard hard floor under the pellets, day after day of misery and tedium and a form of sensory deprivation, having to use his own body as a pillow because of horrible cruelty) isn't actually funny!

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

ok well the dude is high so he don't be thinkin about what's funny or not

[–] Pirat@lemmy.org 8 points 17 hours ago

It looks like the cage has cedar chips on the bottom which is softer than the packed dirt this creature would sleep on in the wild.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 1 points 15 hours ago

One definition of humor is pain plus distance. The pain is possibly moderate, and the distance for me to do that is impossible to bridge. Sounds pretty funny to me.