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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 45 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If you take a camera into a jury courtroom you're going to jail.

If they take a camera into a jury courtroom they get a scolding.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You are surely aware that recording in this jurisdiction is illegal.

Your honor - there's nothing in the statues that explicitly refer to eyeglasses tech. And we were looking forward to competing for the Meta I Spy Courtroom Social Media Bonus.

What?

[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Playing by Air Bud rules I see

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Yes that's why I thought the article was worth submitting.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 28 points 4 days ago

Can't pause the stroke streak.

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

Stuff them all in a locker and throw away the key

[–] cerealkiller@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

Sorry judge, but I must goon on.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

Come on judge, figure out some way to give him the death penalty for contempt of court.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The glasses were doing real time deepfakes of the women in the jury, INNOVATION!

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Make your haters your marketers #SigmaGrindset

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

@FlakesBongler@hexbear.net I don't know how to make Simpsons images that haven't been precreated. Can you give those glasses to the bailiff?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My computer is on the fritz, so in the meantime, let's enjoy this classic moment the Flakes Bongler way

Screenshots from Frinkiac, posted while i'm sitting somewhere instead of doing my actual job

And because of image posting limits, part 2 will be posted in about five minutes

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thank you!

Frinkiac, got it.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

You're welcome