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    [–] j4yc33@piefed.social 140 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
    [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago

    the finnish origins of both makes it extra good

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    [–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 109 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (11 children)

    Fedora

    Proxmox?

    Which would make this ESXI?

    Especially since it's on its way out.

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    [–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 89 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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    [–] greyscale 82 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Arch is kinda more like looking at a catalogue of parts.

    Endevour is the same catalogue of parts, but with a flier inserted with a "recommmended loadout" where you can just check some boxes and get whatever it was you wanted, but the doors there to sawzall the trunk off and attach a cargo box if you want.

    [–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 74 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    Gentoo is just a pile of steel and aluminum beams, a few drums of oil, a cow, and a note that reads "Good luck."

    [–] notthebees@reddthat.com 41 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

    That's lfs. Gentoo is a kit car like the Blakley Bearcat.

    Edit: I'm gonna go read Gary Paulsen books now

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    [–] regenwetter@piefed.social 73 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Debian should be a small truck (i.e. one that's actually used for cargo, not as a penis prosthetic), and the bottom right is clearly Gentoo!

    [–] negativenull@piefed.world 97 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
    [–] teft@piefed.social 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    All i see is a technical waiting to be born.

    [–] tensorpudding@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to asΒ a technical, is in fact, GNU/Technical, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plusΒ Technical.Β 

    [–] negativenull@piefed.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

    That fits the vibe of Debian very well!

    [–] hansolo@lemmy.today 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    No one realizes how perfect of a choice this actually is.

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    [–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

    I can't remember the name of it, but there's one type of inexpensive small truck that I see people wishing for in the US constantly. Very utilitarian and barebones function over form. That would be a good fit.

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    [–] merc@sh.itjust.works 53 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
    [–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
    [–] merc@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago

    Typically it's more:

    Cheap hoverboard

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    [–] kautau@lemmy.world 52 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
    [–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

    Who wouldn't want to have their car assembled automatically ~~beton scratch~~ from scratch each time they need it ?

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    [–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 44 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    openSUSE

    Tiny Core Linux(/Alpine/Void/etc)

    OpenWrt

    [–] mech@feddit.org 40 points 3 weeks ago
    [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (11 children)

    Then this is Windows ~~10/11~~:

    Snow Cruiser Snow Cruiser plan

    Btw, it got stuck in Antarctica.

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    [–] rishado@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Why is kali always in these memes? Does anyone actually use it?

    [–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    You're not supposed to, which means that lots of people probably do.

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    [–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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    [–] a14o@feddit.org 29 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
    [–] Zangoose@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    Nah NixOS is a picture of a factory automatically making cars

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    [–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    Mint should be a Mitsubishi Mirage. People make fun of it, sure, but it keeps working anyway.

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    [–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Debian must be the 1999 Toyota Corolla

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    [–] Agent641@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Drive -fwd

    Sudo drive -fwd

    Drive -left

    Drive -stop

    Drive -brake

    Sudp drive -brake

    Udo drive -brake

    Sudo dribe -brake

    F U C K

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    [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)
    [–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 weeks ago

    J.R. 'BoB' Dobbs uses Slackware:

    Tho' sometimes he'll drive:

    [–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    If Arch is this, what is Gentoo? An IKEA car?

    [–] unbuckled_easily933@lemmy.ml 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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    [–] gra5per@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Gentoo makes you compile the raw materials yourself

    [–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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    [–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Debian is more like a honda accord or toyota prius.

    Reliable, and only real car guys know they're cool.

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    [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 weeks ago
    [–] m0stlyharmless@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 weeks ago

    Those 60s classic cars, though iconic, relied on a very different planned lifespan compared to modern cars. It was much shorter than the cars of today.

    A better analogy for Debian would probably be an older Honda Civic model. It’s older and lacks many flashy or hyper-modern features, but it’s reliable, maintainable, and actively supported.

    [–] khapyman@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    If Debian has to be something on four wheels it'll be a lorry. Something that does nothing fancy but absolutely essential and is doing alright thank you very much.

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