I want that one:

How is the distro called?
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I want that one:

How is the distro called?
Kind of you to assume Arch Linux is going to tell you what the outcome is going to look like :D
Gentoo:

Mor like gentoo or lfs... Arch nowadays is foolproof
Newbie: Hi I just want a distro to go shopping and for family tasks.
Mechanic: You want a racing car. Lift the hood and I'll show you how to operate all the adjustments. Racing cars need lots of tuning and youll need wide tyres too.
Newbie: Can't I just drive to the shops?
Mechanic: But you need to learn under the hood first. That's what Linux is all about.
Newbie: there is also no room for shopping in this racing car.
Mechanic: there is if it's just text files. Don't bother with all that jpeg and binary bloat.
Newbie: You know, as much as I hate Windows, either I didn't need a mechanic, or got one who didn't insist open the hood to operate it.
Debian is more like a honda accord or toyota prius.
Reliable, and only real car guys know they're cool.
Also the development department lets you borrow the current new generation prototype if you want and suddenly it's all current tech.
Reliable, and only real car guys know they're cool.
Civic, then, or Corolla
Civic, prius, yaris, corolla, accord (basically 90% f japanese cars) can be fit in this category
Makes sense why I like arch then because I dream of being able to have the time and money to build a car
You wouldnβt download a car.
Debian must be the 1999 Toyota Corolla

I daily drive Debian on a couple of thirteen year old laptops. This is exactly right and Iβm damn happy about it.
Me too. Rock solid, sane and lightning.
Debian is also one of the most secure distributions in terms of user control and security against vulnerabilities, since it is the same OS that runs most of the servers in the world - and therefore gets very quick and reliable security updates.
which is the joke.
Which one is GNU Guix?
Guix is enthusiastic, principled, lean, very reliable, it is rolling release, completely defined and automatically built from source, but with cached binary standard packages. You have something like Python's virtual environments in a terminal/shell, but with any distro package, and you can go back to any old version.
You also have to pray that your wifi works if using the default libre kernel. I'd liken it to a VW Beetle with a V12 engine swapped in to get it to run
Damn, I might need to hop to Kali
How would SuSE Tumpleweed in a VM on top of OpenSuSE Leap look? (That is a system which is a very stable base (a bit like Debian) but with a very current rolling release edition on top of it - which is a great solution for combining productivity (shit just works) with a highly actual development environment.)
openSUSE would be a family SUV Porche
Do you have a picture?
Yeah I think it is a bit optimized for comfort.
what car would omarchy be? and what car would amogOS be?
omarchy

where's gentoo?
Still compiling.
TempleOS.

I wonder if the job requirements for that role are really strict, or really relaxed.
Like, "you must have 10+ years experience cycling, live in the Vatican, be a Catholic, and know CQC to a deadly degree"... or.... "be Nunzio's neighbours boy and be willing to wear a dress."
LFS is just a dew blocks of plastic, iron, copper and the rest of the raw materials.
Fedora 
Proxmox?

Which would make this ESXI?

Especially since it's on its way out.
Those 60s classic cars, though iconic, relied on a very different planned lifespan compared to modern cars. It was much shorter than the cars of today.
A better analogy for Debian would probably be an older Honda Civic model. Itβs older and lacks many flashy or hyper-modern features, but itβs reliable, maintainable, and actively supported.
openSUSE

Tiny Core Linux(/Alpine/Void/etc)

OpenWrt

I wonder what centOS would be like? Somthing out of commission, but remembered fondly even though it was anything but special or elegant. But it worked. And if not you could fix it easily. Maybe a trabant?

And if not you could fix it easily
And if not, you could leave it with the rest of the paper for recycling.
/s
Then this is Windows ~~10/11~~:

Btw, it got stuck in Antarctica.

Ok, right, mine is 7 instead.
Vista, more likely. Win 7 wasn't a chonky one (for the hardware of the time).
What the hell, that thing Is real!? I thought those were just some concept drawings like you get for future space craft from the 70's.
Drive -fwd
Sudo drive -fwd
Drive -left
Drive -stop
Drive -brake
Sudp drive -brake
Udo drive -brake
Sudo dribe -brake
F U C K