
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
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There aren't enough pixels in these images to give each bit or bob it's own pixel.
You can't even tell what most of these objects are. Its just a minefield of colors.
lol
This was originally considered as the photographic venue for "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"'s cover art.
I think I see Wally in there...
I was ready to defend this place until I saw the back yard lol
The interior is not at all my style, but it looks like they made some relatively cohesive choices on a budget and pulled off a whimsical, colorful look like you might see in a children's book or cartoon show.
But that garden is pure, unbridled chaos!
I thought it was pretty cool, then I laughed out loud at the first backyard photo
Yep me too,... some people are a little off with their art, but, cool... but the garden...
Every single visitor must step outside, stop, swear, then stand open mouthed for a couple minutes, before going back indoors.
Jeez
That's horrific. What kind of crazy people would do that?
One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small, and the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all.
Go ask Alice
British.

Someone thinking thinking the value of their house is too high?
If it was done quickly I'd imagine that it was done by a disgruntled ex who has to give their ex partner half of the sale price
All the outside clutter looks too clean and brand new for a British exterior, no green mold or rust courtesy of the weather
The neighbours must be thinking, "please, let the new neighbours be normal"
By the same token, who needs the great Pacific plastic patch...
I bet they're fun to be around
Me. I need LSD. But not if I'm going to that garden, that place is way too much. Give me a peaceful park or a little forested glade.
Why would you do drugs when you could just mow a lawn?