this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2026
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Rednax@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There aren't enough pixels in these images to give each bit or bob it's own pixel.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

You can't even tell what most of these objects are. Its just a minefield of colors.

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago
[–] pglpm@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

This was originally considered as the photographic venue for "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"'s cover art.

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

I think I see Wally in there...

[–] dmention7@midwest.social 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was ready to defend this place until I saw the back yard lol

The interior is not at all my style, but it looks like they made some relatively cohesive choices on a budget and pulled off a whimsical, colorful look like you might see in a children's book or cartoon show.

But that garden is pure, unbridled chaos!

[–] Skankboot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I thought it was pretty cool, then I laughed out loud at the first backyard photo

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Yep me too,... some people are a little off with their art, but, cool... but the garden...

Every single visitor must step outside, stop, swear, then stand open mouthed for a couple minutes, before going back indoors.

Jeez

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's horrific. What kind of crazy people would do that?

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small, and the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

Go ask Alice

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone thinking thinking the value of their house is too high?

If it was done quickly I'd imagine that it was done by a disgruntled ex who has to give their ex partner half of the sale price

[–] quinacridone@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

All the outside clutter looks too clean and brand new for a British exterior, no green mold or rust courtesy of the weather

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

The neighbours must be thinking, "please, let the new neighbours be normal"

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

By the same token, who needs the great Pacific plastic patch...

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I bet they're fun to be around

[–] tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Me. I need LSD. But not if I'm going to that garden, that place is way too much. Give me a peaceful park or a little forested glade.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Why would you do drugs when you could just mow a lawn?