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Mr.Beast with the help of Saudi Arabian Navy delivers 10 tons of his ‘Feastables’ chocolate bars to the USS Gerald Ford in an attempt to boost morale (hexbear.net)
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[–] dragongloss@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

This is so plausible that it might as well be real

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Oh god now they're REALLY gonna shit their brains out.

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

got me

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

extra heavy metals included in every bar!

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 3 points 21 hours ago

This is what you're fighting for, boys.

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 2 points 21 hours ago

now that’s what I call fake news!

[–] splendid9583@kbin.earth 3 points 1 day ago

https://www.npr.org/2026/01/15/nx-s1-5676229/the-uss-ford-crew-is-struggling-with-sewage-problems-on-board-the-navys-new-carrier

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Oh that's why the toilets got clogged