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[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 hours ago

Baby giraffes would actually be an upgrade from what it really consumes because at least we would exhaust the supply quickly and be done with it.

Off topic: I am now nostalgic for Geraffes are so dumb. I looked it up and that dates from 2009. How could it be so long ago?

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 day ago

"But it tells you you're insightful for asking"

[–] nickelodeon@lemmy.world 80 points 1 day ago (3 children)

“in fact it’s wrong so often you have to double check its’ answers everytime”

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

It isn't ever answers.

[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, it's fine. I'll just ask the robot if it's correct.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Don't forget to tell it you only want correct answers. Eleven times in ALL CAPS is the charm.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that included in the 10 baby giraffes

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 1 day ago

Haha... No.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But the robot can move and stuff?

No no no. It's just a statue with a text interface. We use this and call it "robot" so people think it's like the robots in sci-fi movies and give us money.

[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What about robots in space though, and the hallucination of a universal high income so everyone is a millionaire.

[–] homes@piefed.world 19 points 1 day ago

“We gat paid for quantity, not quality, dumbass”

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Well... Will it at least work if we feed it 11 babies a day?

Hmmm I suppose but you wouldn't see any meaningful performance increase.

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