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Scientists could soon use giant fire tornadoes to clean up our oceans (www.sciencefocus.com)

submitted 14 hours ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 9 points 3 hours ago

This certainly couldn’t go awry…

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 hours ago

After all, why shouldn't I build the torment nexus?

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 25 points 14 hours ago

anything they can do to avoid just discontinuing using plastic.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago

Did Skynet come up with this idea?

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 12 hours ago

This would be a very interesting way to make spraying salt water in the air to help cool the planet not so much a solar punk thing and more a diesel punk think I think