
There are four waters!
Shitposting from Canada / Turtle Island.
Take off ya hoser!

There are four waters!
American beer is like sex in a canoe —
Fucking close to water
What's the similitudes between a couple having sex in a canoe and american beer?
THEY'RE BOTH FUCKING CLOSE TO WATER
Why is "water" on there twice?
You mean four times.
I thought saying "twice" was more likely to start an argument. They all suck.
Coors sucks the most, though.
Troll level: tree-fiddy
Who owns Miller?