Chapotraphouse

Tic tacs/cigar shaped ufos are nazi germany uboats that they got from reptilians from Antarctica who made contact after Nazi rituals or something. Amerikkka stole it and started MK ultra to use children to pilot these things on the hidden underground moonbase and is fighting a galactic war as the empire run by the deep state which is mostly made of Nazis from operation paperclip and uhh... yeah everything will be disclosed if Trump becomes president and stop the war and we can finally leave Earth. Make sure you vote for disclosure.

It's either one of the most elaborate fabrication ops by US intelligence in the last 50 years (notwithstanding the fact it's completely pointless and irrelevant)

Or it's aliens; aliens who for whatever reason seem interested in shadowing and testing the largest militaries on Earth, a behavior that we can infer points to at least some rudimentary socio-political understanding of humans and implies some kind of limited prime directive being adhered to (considering the fact TicTacs aren't blowing anything up or saving the day anywhere on the planet)

Personally I lean toward fabrication because a TicTac is such a lame shape for a starship and I prefer aliens that intervene when witnessing genocide

Every UFO video is easily explained by the fact that the apparent movement of the objects is not only caused by the object moving itself, but also the camera's velocity, angle, framing, and zoom.

You're going to get woo woo answers about aliens from another planet, or interdimensional time travelers, or even straight up demons. The best guess I can muster after having been interested in aliens and uaps for most of my life is that this might simply be something outside our current understanding of the world. No one can explain, like you said, how a tic tac ship can defy physics or another flying object can take a hellfire missile and not be shot down.

I will also add, there's coordinated government misinformation around the phenomenon. Look to the people doing foias and leaking actual military intel for anything concrete rather than some mook on reddit.

tell you what I seen them x-files wit tha daygone wizzn' by triangle thang got them lights on it talkin' bout air force knowin' bout them lil' green guys getn' them ladies pregnant makin' som kina hybrid for a dogone takeover man n' tha ol' man smokin' knows whole thang n' ain't done nutn' bout it not sayin' not tru but not sayin' it ain't not not tru all dependn' what y'all believin' but that red head got me believin' somethin' undennified.

Edit: tell yew whut

It's fake

This isn't a very dialectic materialist response, but my personal belief is that there's just some weird shit out in the universe we cannot explain. A lot of UFO shit is obviously fakes or misidentification, but I think sometimes, there are people who experience things that are beyond the realm of our ability to comprehend or do anything about.

I have no opinion on or interest in tic tacs, but I wanted to mention that there's no reason to think a hypothetical weapon doesn't exist because it wasn't deployed in the first several days of a war.

i remember being scared to shit about a ufo sighting

i just laugh when a new sighting happens nowadays