No way it's occurred to him to microwave a potato. That's a Vegetable, and he's a Man.
this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2026
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What the hell does he have with his steak?
Probably ketchup.
I thought you couldn't microwave a potato because the aluminum foil makes funny sparks?
potatos don't naturally come with aluminium foil, you can take them out of the foil and they'll be fine i promise :) /lh
You shouldn't wrap potatoes in foil when baking them. It makes them soggy and doesn't noticeably decrease cooking time. If you want to keep them warm then wrap them in foil after cooking.
They've never seen a bachelor before?
c/RareInsults
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ugh now I want to see this.
No, you don't.
A couple of days ago I heard about a dead whale that washed up on an Oregon beach. They couldn't figure out how to remove it, so they decided to use dynamite to blow it up. I went online and found the news story, thinking it would be really cool.
It was way more fun to imagine it, and just disappointing to see.
Actually observing really stupid people in real life is never as much fun as movies make you believe.
Hey now, there's a nice little park dedicated to their frivolity!
That's gotta count for something!
I took this a couple years ago - it was a great accidental find!
