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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

No state solution should be an anarchist commune, not nuke!

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 27 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Speaks to human selfishness that “nobody gets it” means to nuke it rather than turn it into a wildlife preserve or something…

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 7 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

You do wildlife preserve, some holy brainwashed britches will trespass and refuse to leave, who will enforce the preservation and how?

[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Preservation enforced by starved lions.

And face-eating leopards.

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago

Hear me out: enforcement via lions

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That's exactly how I played Fallout: New Vegas! (If that's the right one ) I blew up Megaton for being idiots and praising a bomb.

[–] gallopingsnail 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

You're probably correct. It's been forever since i last played either one.

[–] The_Almighty_Walrus@lemmy.world 27 points 19 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Finally a roundabout, it was overdue

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 14 hours ago

Oh yeah, THEY couldn't behave, definitely happened in a total vacuum.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 13 hours ago

They would waterworld it up. You cannot break the delusion.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 15 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That's been the plan of some all along.

Collect all jewish peeps there, then have them convert to the new christian messiah, or else boom.

Not joking.

Some really have been pursuing that plan.

Gets rethinking the perception management ploys upon us, eh?

So it's not really so original a savvy, as much just succumbing to the genocidal psyop.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

The only jews we'll have left are the communist ones

[–] moendopi@lemmy.world 26 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Except isn't nthis what American zionists want? To bring about the end of the world and make Mr. The Jesus come back? To start the Harmegdon?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 19 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Except isn’t nthis what American zionists want?

There is an American doomsday cult that thinks Israel needs to be demolished, because some 3rd century gnostic who was most likely tripping balls while writing Christian fanfic got his work included in the official Biblical texts.

What this overlooks is how many times the territories in and around Jerusalem have been sacked and plundered, how many genocides the region has endured, and how often the various diasporas native to the region have failed to fulfill any of their goofy eliminationist fantasies.

Armageddon keeps happening. Antichrists keep emerging. Plagues keep ravishing the land. We must be on the twentieth "Second Coming" by now.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly, predicting conflict in the middle east and calling it "prophecy" is hilarious.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

"The last battle humans fight on all of Earth will be at a big hill called Tel Megiddo just west of Afula" is one hell of a bold claim, though.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

lol And that the world's "kings" will all get together to fight together.... uh huh

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

some 3rd century gnostic who was most likely tripping balls while writing Christian fanfic

If you mean the Revelation, it's a political pamphlet masqueraded as apocalyptic literature, which latter was a popular genre at the time.

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 4 points 19 hours ago

Wouldn't that be the reverse-samson option?

Samsquanch-do!

[–] python@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 2 points 13 hours ago

Holey chickens, I chuckled.

[–] mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 21 hours ago

"The nazis have invaded poland, we have no option but to nuke it"-ass post

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

You're attributing too much intelligence to the people causing problems. The zealots would continue to fight over the fallout zone.

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[–] crypt0cler1c@infosec.pub 6 points 21 hours ago

Let's not even joke..

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago

This would honestly solve a lot of problems.

Also, I'll always cheer on nuclear options, I just love the concept.

[–] violet08@lemmy.today 184 points 1 day ago (23 children)

this is just a shitpost

free Palestine🇵🇸🍉

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[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 3 points 20 hours ago

It's often said that it's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism, but it seems vastly more difficult for people to imagine the end of the state, so much so that it's equated to the end of the world.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Sure this one was founded in the late 1940s but this is for sure the kingdom of israel from the bible.

You have to keep the name the same on the map though so I don't have to abandon the 1920's era invention of Biblical Literalism that became popular in the 1980s.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

A variation of the King Solomon solution to end a conflict. Or if you like, Snake Plisskin selecting the "world code".

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