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This is Parsley

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[–] danhab99@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago

Only reason why I'm so good at programming

[–] noname_no_worries@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago

I don't have one but here is a random cat pic.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] tino@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

This is Lyra

[–] Starski@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago
[–] vinyl@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

that's a weird looking parsley

[–] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Holy crap those are some puppy eyes! 😄

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 hours ago

I know it's not mine but See, him face.

[–] Rudgrcom@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Say hi to Kevin!

[–] DrSoap@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Tiny, Dio and Lila They're a lil orange gang

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Nice try sneaking in your humble brag with that homemade jar and fancy tea pot, you're not fooling anyone!

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I see your orange gang and present my orange oxytocin tigger and the fluff-pyramid

[–] OHDB_Global@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

This is Amicus, King of all that he surveys.

This is Mikey, He’s dead and I miss him very much

This is Kimmie, she doesn’t like being picked up

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago
[–] ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago

Diesel and Styx, AKA Dieselbub and The Prince of Darkness.

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Here is Pestilence taking a nap:

[–] anitarobs@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

He likes belly pets!

[–] jimp@feddit.uk 5 points 16 hours ago


Terry’s weird school photo

[–] jimp@feddit.uk 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Very majestic looking ^^

[–] DatAnon@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This half deer/ half pretzel is Izzy. She is an absolutely cuddlebug that loves to chomp on sticks and fingers. She stole her ears from Dobby.

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Those really are some kangaroo legs.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago

This is my girl MoJo.

[–] entropiclyclaude@lemmy.wtf 11 points 21 hours ago
[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago
[–] anitarobs@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 22 hours ago

Ellie dozing in the snow.

[–] UnPassive@lemmy.world 15 points 23 hours ago
[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 13 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

This is Dexter:

This is Ducky:

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 14 points 23 hours ago

Pablo says hi:

[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 12 points 23 hours ago
[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Not my dog just a wise sage that resides in my house

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 11 points 23 hours ago

This not my dog but it is my photo. I took this at a local grocery store. The owner must have been inside and when I left they were gone.

[–] turmacar@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

Birthday hike, Batou just turned 4.

[–] owsei@programming.dev 12 points 1 day ago

Small orange cat sleeping with tongue out

My girlfriend's cat, Benito, sleeping with his tongue out. Named that because he's "bonito" beautiful in portuguese.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

This is Ziti.

She fell asleep during a game of fetch.

She didn't think we would notice her antics in the mud.

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