The horny posting will continue until morale improves π
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2026
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I did not even have to check who the OP is
The worst part is, I get it. Thereβs nothing that makes the primal drums pound in my head and set my ancestral needs aflame quite like a woman who has showered, worn light perfume, but I can tell hasnβt worn deodorant when Iβm up close. If she reaches for that stick of deodorant, Iβm grabbing it, breaking it in half, and raise its broken carcass in front of the other deodorant sticks so they may know fear.
Feromones make us do crazy stuff
its spelt feromophnes
Ferromorphosys?
no thats what makes metals magnetic
I will turn you into a ferromagnet
( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
I'd rather just suck her toes.
They replaced the user Mickey or whatever their name was
Is the Mickey guy gone?
No
I feel like I haven't seen a post of theirs in a while.
Mickey posted something yesterday
Nah he just seems to be doing less horny posting lately
Mickey hornyposting down, violet hornyposting up.
It's all connected MAAAN
every god damn time
oh its you lol
Deodorant; the antivenom to the Fediverseβs own species of pit viper.
It would seem that I am no longer the horniest Lemmy/Piefed user. It's a sad day for me.
Sounds nice depending on the deodorant. What do you want them to smell of?
man musk
pits with deodorant are also unlickable
Do you also floss your teeth with all the hair?
ah I see, you're a connoisseur
This is quickly turning into lemmy cringepost ...
It ain't bad till in the middle of things... or the night, ya wind up somehow tasting it.