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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dogs are sentient. Maybe they mean sapient?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

One of the most common incorrectly used words and a pet peeve of mine. Star Trek certainly hasn't helped!

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guess we all make mistakes Mr. “Once of”

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We do, and thanks for the correction, but this isn't a typo, it's the complete misuse of a word.

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Haha sorry, I was just joking, definitely agree with you

[–] lasta@piefed.world 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The funniest part of this is the poster suggesting that dogs are not sentient.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Dogs are sentient, except that one

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My dog loves chocolate I give him a bit every time I eat it.

[–] Curious_Canid@piefed.ca 15 points 1 week ago

Chocolate is poisonous to dogs! They usually love to eat it, but enough will kill them.

Please, for the sake of your dog, check with your vet for details.

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Once my dog ate an entire bag of dove chocolate from the pantry when we were out.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I can do that easily.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My cats fave food is onion rings

(Don’t feed your cats onions)

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] deacon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah well mine’s an alcoholic, so.

Alcoholic cats aren't too bad as long as they stay away from the coke or meth.

[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

One time, I was sleep deprived for days, and I hallucinated gemstones on the ground.