I try to navigate with my eyes closed so I don't wake up too much.
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I do it because I'm going to go blind in the next 1-50 years, so I need the practice.
My toilet opens up and has a light when i'm in close proximity. That's how i navigate the night.
Naturally becomes poop scented.
... huh?
The balls that you're bringing to the restroom will naturally acquire a poop scent.
Ahh.. that's much better than what I thought you meant.
I'm so excited for Steel Ball Run
Sorry, I was scrolling the KYM image gallery for JoJo Reference like 5 seconds before I read your comment.
This comment is freaking hilarious.
Is it actually? (I've never seen JoJo do I don't have an opinion of it either way)
Oh yeah, watch episode one if you don't believe me.
How long until someone "accidentally" falls on it, firmly lodging it in their rectum?
Not the Firefly reboot I hoped for.
Same. 100 % agreed.
Simply connect the orbs with a string.
Pull my beads of love
Let 'er rip!
Orb lyfe
Perfect for pondering
So they will roll away and take the toilet plunge because you're (or your kid isn't) really awake...
Yes a sphere seems a bad design for both not losing it and setting it on the charger the right way. Room here for someone to knock this off better with a cube or pyramid shape
we've come full circle to pondering the orb
So do I. This lamp isn't special.
I've heard of a detachable penis, but this is ridiculous. 🥸
And thus spoke The God of Vengeance, "My Vengeance will light the way". Aiat!
Cool lamp, I'd definitely use it to cosplay Eris with it xD
Eris… get your rock off my map.
Fuck that... I'm not messing with Loc-Nar.