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In this study we will analyse data collected over the last 30 years of public competitive gaming records and NDA-protected ELO databases, finding a strong correlation between incidences of covid infection on reduced gaming performance in individual gamers.

Further more we can demonstrate a causative link between YOU BEING TRASH ^LMAO^ ^TRY^ ^AIMING^ and your parents' level of educational attainment, income level and financial security. Finally, we can show how YOUR DICKHEAD MILLENNIAL AND GEN X PARENTS are GATEKEEPING YOU from your FULL AND INNATE GAMING PERFORMANCE ^(racial^ ^destiny)^ by REFUSING TO LET YOU TAKE CUTTING EDGE NEURO-PROTECTIVE and PERFORMANCE ENHANCING MEDICINE.

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[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

uh.

whoops. wrong community my bad sorry fuck i-spil-my-jice

edit: mods please I'm genuinely sorry.