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Can't tell if we've gone too far or if I want one (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 day ago by Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago

Related to Coffin of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared?

[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

I know a mortician who'd enjoy this.

[–] ascend@lemmy.radio 2 points 18 hours ago

For some reason I just imagined a necromancer, the word mortician sounded like magician but of morts

[–] essell@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Just tried to get one.

Won't ship to the UK.

Anyone Trustworthy in the US willing to help me out if I cover costs?

[–] Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I want one! New cuddle buddy for the bed

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 3 points 17 hours ago

Death is the ultimate cuddle buddy for the best sleep of your life.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 points 23 hours ago

Arguably healthier than pretending you will live forever.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

We gotta get things ready for the big day, big day!

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

I love him

[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 1 points 20 hours ago

Genius marketing targeting people in psychological distress.

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 1 points 22 hours ago

¿Porque no los dos?

I totally want one.