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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 57 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Laggindragon@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Who needs the first amendment anyways!?

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Well yeah, yall got so many of those that you could do without one or two

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Amendments are just bandaids for a flawed constitution.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

Two was supposed to protect one. :(

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

I don't, I don't really even know how the Constitution Act of 1867 has to with censorship.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 days ago

and child abuse

hot take, preventing kids from accessing information their parents (or the government) deem inappropriate (such as queer resources, abortion resources and sex ed more generally), is child abuse

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 54 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Here’s the take I read elsewhere:

  • Meta is pushing this hard through various lobbyist groups and shell groups
  • The supposed reasoning is that because of the massive flood of bots on the internet, advertisers are now incapable of discerning between bots and humans. This is bad for the advertising industry, so advertisers are apparently bailing on Meta. This means Meta is bleeding income on that front
  • To stop the bleeding, Meta is pushing age verification for a few reasons: 1. It signals that the entity on the other side is indeed a human and this gives advertisers more confidence; 2. It ensures that advertisers are not advertising to children (a big no-no)
  • Next up comes the government buy-in. They see this as a new wedge for pushing mass surveillance and shoving tons of people out of the shadow of privacy.

Here’s a chart I grabbed from elsewhere that shows how Meta is achieving this and how the money is exchanging hands:

[–] Deme@sopuli.xyz 19 points 5 days ago

After they know if the user is human, the logical next step would be to nail down exactly which human. The governments would of course love that and the advertisers would start manipulating people on the individual level like never before. I wouldn't be surprised if this is also laying the foundations for some universal digital ID that would do just that.

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

This is the theory I tend to believe.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

This cartoon is a classic

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

never ages, perhaps can be extended as "restriction of personal freedoms"

[–] Mikina@programming.dev 15 points 5 days ago

I don't think that"s the reason for the absird lobbying, which is why it's getting through.

Governments aren't that competent to get this through at scale, but corporations can and have a very good reasob to do so.

I believe that it's a lot more probable that the reason is profit - social networks have a problem with bots. Advertisers don't want to pay if 90% of impressions are bots, and you can't really solve that problem easily.

Age verification by ID solves this, and if they even can lobby hard enough to outsource the costs to mandatory OS level veryfication, so they just call one OS api, it's even better.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Big Tech would like to use this to supress open alternatives. Microsoft to stop Linux and that kind of thing.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 5 points 5 days ago

You misspelled Microslop

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Surveillance by a government full of pedophiles!

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

They need new sources.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Didn't even try hard to hide itself.

[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

They don’t even bother to lie badly anymore

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

And they will get away with it.

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 points 4 days ago

I so wish people had just gone "nah, no thanks" to Fecebook when it first came out.

It's the pile of shit that keeps on giving.

[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

Sqw a hypothesis where Facebook and other companies lobbying for this were doing so to keep ~~clank~~ bot accounts out of the data they're scraping from social media sites. Seems pretty likely to me

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But what about the chiiiildrennnn?? Wont anyone think of them?

[–] 0_0j@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

This is propaganda buuullshit. This is governments selling mass surveillance pills to the public.

Just like Iran crack down by the US. Funny how US intelligence had 100% certainty of existence of weapons of mass destruction and 0% certainty of their location in Iranian soil

[–] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

Always has been.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

* government + corporate surveillance

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 points 4 days ago

The mask wasn't even very good at concealing. Practically transparent.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

Not to mention corporate surveillance. Companies would love to know your age.