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[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I saw Slayer in 2011 at Fun Fun Fun Fest. I'd never listened to them but they put on a hell of a show. Melted my face, and they were tight. Then I went back to not listening to them.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago

I’m glad I got to see them live but unfortunately they just weren’t great that night, played faster than they should have and it was kind of a mess. Also didn’t help that they were opening for Priest and, well, you ain’t going to upstage them for stage presence and virtuosity. Still a wild show and a killer pit.

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I love slayer and I named your mom "the vacuum" cause she likes anal a lot.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 6 days ago
[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I like slayer, but one time while listening to a slayer cd in his car a friend of mine said, "have you ever noticed how all slayer solos sound like they just threw a guitar off of a flight of stairs?" and ever since that's all I think about when the solos starts lmao

[–] Bourff@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

They have very solid riffs, but guitar solos were never Kerry King's strong point.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Slayer sucks because I fucked a vacuum and I will fuck Slayer.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Spoken like a true scholar.

[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I like Slayer and this is still hilarious.

[–] xspurnx@slrpnk.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Old subject but I still think some of their lyrics shouldn't have happened like they did.

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago
[–] cravl@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 days ago

I mean, that's high praise for a vacuum. I would be more concerned if it didn't.

I'm ok with this

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

mom has a damn nice vacuum.

[–] Monstrosity@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I spent a little time trying to figure out who the girl your mom called Vacuum Slayer was supposed to be.

[–] howler@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Top tier sir

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

This really is the skeletons of society

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