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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 7 minutes ago

I watched a doco on Netflix called Hack Your Health: The secrets of your gut. It was really interesting. Basically they talked about how gut microbiomes play an important role in our health and the more diverse diet the more healthy biomes we have. We should be aiming for between 20 - 30 different fruit and veg a week. It was well worth watching.

Today I get my final heart results.

The GP said when he worked in the UK theyd often get people who get what I got just once. And they were in their 20s.

Admittedly they'd had a coke binge over the weekend lol

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 points 1 hour ago

I had an incredibly bizarre dream about basically Rome being filled with methed up mutants.

Yuck dream.It was deranged and uncomfortable and there was a sudden rain storm that closed some roads and I think I lost Yasi and no matter what way I went, I was still going the same way. There was people trying to snatch at me.

There was a truck advertising a unethical university and one of the meth heads was screaming it was all part of North American's Future Travel plans.

However, in the dream I got some very nice mail that made me happy!

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

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One foot long meatball sub please

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

Tried to pull no phone out of my pocket this morning and perfectly yeeted it into the toilet. Could have been a worse fate considering the ensuite is tiled

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 5 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Got today off work to get a 24h blood pressure monitor hooked up, I hope I'm able to sleep with it going off every half hour

What a feedback loop

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

thats gonna drive up your blood pressure

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 3 points 55 minutes ago

You just can't win

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I am really over this hot flush thing.

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