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[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Wish more products did. We make so much garbage just to feed profits of companies that find ways to make shit nobody actually needs because they make shit that they know will break.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 59 points 15 hours ago (4 children)
[–] tedd_deireadh@piefed.social 7 points 10 hours ago

And now we're wondering too

Neither Bartley nor Pique have a good explanation for why the popular petroleum jelly is so liberally spread about the area.

"Maybe lots of people here using Vaseline," said Pique.

Bartley thinks it's just "people with a lot of time on their hands to do something stupid."

"Just wonder what kind of weirdos we got living in the neighbourhood," he said.

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 40 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Were... We're you just holding onto this link for like years, waiting for just the right moment to share it?

'Cause if so, thank you.

[–] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

Let's hope the link lasts 70 more years

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

No, a quick search from just knowing about this from my city brought me a link.

[–] slowtrain33@lemmy.ml 12 points 14 hours ago

This is exactly the kind of content I’m looking for at 1am. Ty

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Jfc and it just leaves us hanging?

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

Ya I need some closure here

[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 39 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

This falls in the category where “if it’s not useful to me, it must not exist.”

I have eczema. In my worst, I can go through a 1lb pot in 2 weeks.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Have you had tried hydrocortisone that's much more commonly prescribed for eczema. Vaseline isn't medical, it's just lubricant

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

Have you tried out based moisturisers? I went from heavy emoliants and having regular flair ups to an alcohol free oat creme and thing have been a lot better.

https://www.cuderm.co.uk/

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 5 points 10 hours ago

laughs in dry skin disease

You underestimate my power.

[–] parson0@startrek.website 17 points 13 hours ago

YSK that Vaseline, or petroleum jelly, is a fossil fuel derivative. It should also never be used as a lubricant with condoms, it can mess with the latex and make it break more easily.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 9 points 13 hours ago

It gets used a lot faster when treating wounds or while a tattoo is healing.

[–] antbricks@lemmy.today 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Agree with this for most folks (using on hands or feet) but if you gotta cover more surface area it can get gone. My 8yo kid had a rash on his thighs and back and we used up a tub pretty quick.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 4 points 14 hours ago

Yup. A large tub can still last months, but it certainly has to be replaced regularly when used on arms, legs, and upper-chest regularly). Granted, I've largely switched to using CeraVe's healing ointment, so now a regular petroleum jelly tub does last a very long time, but the probably not applies to the replacement (which I have an empty 12oz container on the trashcan next to me now...)

[–] meow@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You have not Seen my girlfriends Vaseline consumption

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

why are you feeding her that and is she a person and not some object that resembles a flashlight.

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

maybe she's consuming it rectally...

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 11 points 15 hours ago

I believe Vaseline is Unilever. Unfortunately, they aren't going anywhere anytime soon.