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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We're posting fox news links now?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

I know it's cheating. :(

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why would you want bigger balls? They're already obnoxious enough at normal size.

Terrible design. The most pain sensitive part of your body. In front. In a sack of skin. In a natural pinch-point...

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 week ago

If balls were in the back they'd be harder to guard, if they were less sensitive we'd care less about guarding them. Agree about making them bigger though.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looksmaxxing: Experts warn of dangerous social media trend among young men

Dr. Claire Wolinsky and Tom Kersting  discuss the 'Looksmaxxing' social media trend, where young men pursue extreme practices, including 'bone smashing' and cosmetic surgery, to alter their appearance

Ballmaxxing

Looksmaxxing

Tokenmaxxing

Ok - I'm getting off the ride now, I'm tired

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Myopic smoothbrains, all of them.

I'm maximizing my ability to maximize my gains in all areas.

Maxmaxxing, I call it.