I have 2 alarms set on my watch. One for 8am, and another set for 4:20pm
Though the alarms work, they never work as expected. The 8am alarm practically never wakes me up, and when the 4:20pm alarm goes off, I practically never have weed.. ☹️
this post was submitted on 15 May 2026
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There's always weed in the weed box.
I have alarms for
6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 9:00 9:30 9:50
when do I go to sleep? 4am
when do I wake up? after I sleep through all my alarms.
Going to bed at 5am and changing my alarm from 7:30 to 7:45 hoping it will save me.
This is me, thinking that I can get enough sleep on 5 hours, knowing I can't get enough sleep on 5 hours.
1 hour and 41 minutes is a sleep cycle! Plan it right, you'll wake feeling refreshed!
huh, i was going to say half a rem cycle. we are operating off the same software, just different updates.