Please be satire. Fuck sake.
this post was submitted on 19 May 2026
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This is 2026. There is absolutely no way to distinguish satire from real life. Even if it is satire, plenty of people would genuinely think it's a great idea.
If it weren't, that'd be a coal plant.
Of course it's satire
swap that Nuclear power for Coal and you've got yourself a deal!
Beautiful clean coal!
something something opex something something capex
This cannot be non-satire
Those cars are as long as the surrounding buildings are wide.
Hiya!
'murica
Cars for real men! None of these pathetic little shitboxes that don't even emit a huge smoke trail!
It's the cybertruck XL Plus Pro
Now with a V8 engine!
This is satire right?
Reminds me of Fringe, season 4 episode 19
By my math, that's more than 600 gigawatts. Total for all of NYC is near 30 gigawatts.
That's way more than 1.21 jiggawatts.
That's tens of billions, at a minimum.