she wished for a black chicken :))
this post was submitted on 19 May 2026
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She wished for a BIG black chicken :))
hey I didn't said it, you did :))
"didn't said it"
Words hard, apparently.
People don't think it be like it is but it do
You also have to be very specific, when using AI to create photos for you...
Well if you asked for a hot chick riding a giant black cock you got what you asked for...
KFC has certainly gone sideways
unzips the pants
Why do you have a chicken in your pants?
Asked for a great black bird for to perch upon her shoulder.
Did not get a raven. :(
she was planning on eating it anyways
"Genie.... I wish I had a big fat cock to suck and eat"
they sell them frozen at every grocery store.
oh no
Yeah, I know, that's why a midget with a piano moved in with me.
You mean you didn't actually wish for a 13" pianist?
When the genie said all wishes had to be written I knew I was duumed. Stoopid spelling mistakes...
That is a Ayam Cemani. They are an entirely black Indonesian chicken breed that is the most expensive to buy in the United States. Their meat is supposedly higher in protein, and also entirely black.
I finally got her to snapchat herself playing with a big black chicken.