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this post was submitted on 21 May 2026
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Gotta really get in cuticles and close to nail bed under the nail. Use a family member's toothbrush to help get those hard to rid of shit smells.
Thanks, I think you're kinda cuticles too.
Use an electric toothbrush on your teeth. Save the free dentist toothbrush for guests and shit like this.
My dad's best friend is an oral surgeon so we have soooo many toothbrushes
Truly a shitpost
clean your mustache bro
He doesn't know how to use the three seashells
Remove the nails with pliers.
Is that like “I want the smell gone but my cleaning isn’t working”? Or more like “I can’t quit you”?
Either the problem is occurring upstream (you need to change your diet. Eat some bismuth subgallate yes it really works) or light a match or wash with a good soap. One that is nice to your skin and has lotions and oils and scents and shit and shea butter and good stuff. Sometimes smells just get stuck in your nose too.
The smell being stuck in my nose is an interesting theory, but it doesn't really explain the lingering taste.
Oh I'm sorry. You must have been in the bathroom after me. I have not been eating my bismuth subgallate I am in a feud against the neighbors and am biological warfaring them. More. Garlic.
Touché
you can never wash it all away...
(deltarune reference)
Bleach. You need bleach bro
I prefer lye. Can't stand the smell of bleach.
Y'all ever heard of toilet paper??!?