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Nah they'd be skipping along hand in hand

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump doesn't butcher kids, he rapes them.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump on his way to rape some kids

Netanyahu on his way to bomb those kids

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I stole this comment but

The difference between "fuck those kids" and "fuck those kids"

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That's the comment that inspired this!! That and a passage in one of Cormac McCarthy's books where one of the villains says "If it bleeds, it can be butchered" while speaking about a young girl.

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I think the villain said "She", which is far less dehumanising but of course makes the quote, referring to the girl being ready for sex as soon as her period starts, no less horrifying

[–] lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What movie is this meme from?

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] DrFunkenstein@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's actually the TV show Umbrella Academy

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 1 points 23 hours ago

Thanks, another one for the list

This would imply they're surprised to see each other doing what they're doing, which they absolutely aren't

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Nathan Yawhooo a.k.a. the Zionist Cowboy, riding the good ol' horse Auntie Sammity

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't get this meme template. Shouldn't one of them be driving the other way?

Still doesn't really work. He's sitting in passenger seat so they are facing the same way. She would drive past him, coming from behind so they wouldn't really see each other unless one of them looked back.

It should be like this, right?

Now they are driving in the opposite directions and it makes sense.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

They're sitting facing the same way in the same Epstein plane

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't overthink it, the usual format is they're crossing; each going opposite directions. Flipping the bottom panel just insinuates they're doing the same thing

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok, I run some simulations and it does make sense but they are not going in opposite directions. One is driving in front of the other:

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

You're a dimension short, this was shot on the South-Sudan to Uganda border where they use space-time curvature spiraling intersections to easily swap left hand to right hand traffic. Demonstrated in my simulations: