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[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 99 points 4 days ago (17 children)

part of me doesn't like telling people how big, because i want them to want to fuck me for me. but its big, and i find it really funny being bigger than people who care way too much about that.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I see your schwartz is as big as mine!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago

Now let's see how you handle it!

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[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 33 points 4 days ago

How about wanting to fuck you because my mommy never loved me is that okay

[–] pootzapie@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This text should be on a shirt lol, awesome

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[–] PearOfJudes@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago

I mean you did comment this on the internet but good job you’re nonchalant and chill about it etc

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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Conservatives are obsessed about what's in other people's pants.

They're so sexually repressed they take it out on everybody else. If they were allowed to be kinky without shame, we wouldn't be here

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I used to game with this tgirl a lot. We were really close and the amount of people that would ask me about what was in her pants was annoying. Like no one would ask her directly, it was always me. I think people sometimes assumed we were together even though she had zero interest in me but that makes it even weirder.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's always disheartening to hear what these creeps say behind our backs. Still, I'd rather hear about it than be kept in the dark. Thank you for sharing.

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

It happened enough times that she told me I didn't have to bother her with it anymore.

[–] sureshot0@discuss.online 11 points 3 days ago

Inaccurate, they usually say something way more gross, usually something that is very revealing about only them

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i never gave a shit about my dick size (perhaps a sign?) but apparently vaginoplasty works better the bigger it is :/

[–] TheTux@lemmy.ml 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Source? Because big if true

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

iirc, penile inversion vaginoplasty (which i think is the most common technique of vaginoplasty?) takes penile tissue to create a neovagina. so, the more penile tissue you have, the better your results are likely to be.

[–] TheFresh16@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

The more tissue there is, the more depth that can ultimately be created per standard penile inversion. I know a handful of women who have gone through the process, those with smaller initial material ultimately went for zero-depth vaginoplasties because creating a sufficient vaginal canal would require a more involved surgery. Fortunately the ones who received the zero-depth are both lesbians so penetration wasn't as significant of a need as getting rid of the nope rope.

[–] Gaja0@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I feel the same way about circumcision as I do about surgery, sounds owchie owwie.

Can phallo create a foreskin? If so, I wonder if there's ever been a peculiar Jewish trans man who got phallo, got it with a foreskin, and then went through with circumcision. Just the right Venn diagram of trans status and idiosyncratic religious beliefs.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You know what they say about big hands.

[–] sureshot0@discuss.online 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

That they have massive tits?

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

no, that they have 4 tits. how else do you think they are all drinking?

so my tits are gonna get even bigger? 🥹

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I like this more :3

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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (6 children)

NGL I always wonder how big it is too, it wouldn't make any difference if I wanted to fuck you or not, but I still wonder.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (12 children)
[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 49 points 4 days ago

Americans: Alright, keep your secrets

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[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

When I wonder stuff like that I end up saying "You know what, it's their business if they cut it or kept it"

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It would be hilarious to cut it off and keep it in a "pickle jar".

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not gunna lie that would get my attention. Wanna see my dick? Pulls out a pickle jar.

LMFAO

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

I had a partner that kept their testes in a jar after her orchiectomy. Very good ice breaker lmao

Since the penile tissue is typically used for bottom surgey, it wouldnt really be possible to "keep" like that. Its more of a rearrangement than a cutting off.

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