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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Broke some new ground with singing tonight. Did a specific warm up for 10 mins and I learned a song I'd been desperately trying to learn for years in 20 mins.

Also, something bad is about to happen to me

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago

That's the look why am I so hungry ๐Ÿ˜ข

Punishment snuggles I reckon.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago (4 children)

A woman we know that has A Lot Going On recently posted she got baptised into the Church of Latter Day Saints. That's the Mormons for the more common terminology. We knew she was on a bit more of a religious bent, but I thought that would just be liking fake bible verses on Facebook. I don't even know how she got caught up in it

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Certainty, even a false certainty, has a deep attraction for the troubled or lost or otherwise disconnected. Under those circumstances, it really wouldn't take much to get sucked into a religious (or other) social vortex. I hope all goes well for her - the Mormons are not the worst, though I find their attitudes to femininity to be not very wholesome. And they do do a lot a doorknocking etc.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago

She's had a lot go on in her life so I'm not surprised she has gravitated towards something like this, it's just odd she ended up at the Mormon church of all places

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago

I want to know what kicked it off, or what steps led up to this. She's Italian so I'd have thought her family would at least be performatively catholic

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[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago

Due to parenting stuff....went to bed late last night and had to get up early today.

All good. Had a productive day.

Was looking forward to a nap and managed 15 minutes. Nothing woke me up, that's just how long I slept.

Korean food for dinner.

Had a few drinks and had a few puffs of the devil's lettuce

Great fucking Saturday

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 3 days ago

The Goddess of Quanitity is smiling upon me today. The soup I made filled exactly the right number of jars to completely fill my canner (17 jars) with just enough left for a small bowl for entree.

It is a chicken & tomato soup, with lots of vegies, like zucchini and capsicum. A lot of the vegies are from my garden, including a few kilos of cooking tomatoes.

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago

My luck with Marvel Stadium seating continues.

I'm in the fucking rafters

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago (4 children)

That place has reminded me I made this 6 years ago in the midst of lockdown baking frenzy

a bread dragon

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That looks pretty awesome

what was I doing?

I made over 300 face masks

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A prodigious effort! And I recognise that cat print cat print apron

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's so cute and so well made. ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Eh, It's a modification. De-branding a coffee merch item from an event Boyo worked.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

It's really good. ๐Ÿ™‚

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Heheheh couple thousand ear savers printed and dispersed here

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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Gawd that took all day :(

Whoever put that in a few decades ago went so deep the concrete had fused with the clay and then bedrock about a metre down ๐Ÿ˜ถ

My back isn't built for that.

Would've taken someone who knew what they were doing probably an hour lol.

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Good work. Digging clay sucks.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or 5 min with a jackhammer?

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

That is a very impressive effort. You'd pay a personal trainer lots of money to make you work that hard, so you've saved money on two things.

Forgot to mention earlier - the first horse mushrooms are appearing on the nature strips of Thornbury. They look like the bought ones but aren't as edible.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 4 days ago (11 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pie with a hidden pea please

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago

๐Ÿฅง

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[โ€“] Keshara@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago (13 children)

Hii everyone!

I'm thinking of moving to Melbourne this year from Sydney, and I've just started doing my research into the different suburbs etc. to try and narrow down on places to live. I'm currently looking at Coburg, Thornbury or Preston.

Any advice? Places to avoid, places to check out? Thankyou โ˜บ๏ธ

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I live in Brunswick on Syndey Road, have been here for 6 years. Avoid street level residences, aim for an apartment. This will keep you up off the street, as Melbourne (particulaly the inner suburbs) have a meth and homelessness issue. You'll hear them yodel around at odd hours, and verbally cuss themselves out lol, but staying off street level means it's just entertainment (dark humour sorry).

Otherwise I love it here. Everything is walking distance, close enough to the CBD without it being a hassle, Sydney road street party is great fun, always something artsy or niche to attend, lots of gigs, trivia nights, foods, etc.

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

From your list I'm guessing you want affordable, decent PT, and close enough to Things to Do? Consider Niddrie. Nobody has ever heard of it

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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I donโ€™t normally buy eggs, but am craving omelette-adjacency

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago

Osaka Bench has omurice that is top notch

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The heinous bitch next door is attempting to kick out her daughter. TheVoid peed himself in fear of the ruckus. Finger hovering on police button...

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

it's a difficult one

a woman like that would blame the daughter for having the police come and abuse might intensify when police leave

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

She's doing it. There's a pile of garbage bags and backpacks out the front

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[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Happy Saturday to all those who celebrate

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Good night everyone, sweet dreams ๐Ÿ˜˜

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

I have been listening to the audiobook "Chasing the Scream" by Johann Hari.

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ The drug war was started by a government as corrupt as the trumps, the Harding admin took cash from the mafia to make drugs illegal so the mafia could have a new prohibition market. Part of this was striking off many thousands of doctors who were caring for addict patients. They drove pharmaceutical companies into the ground. Prices went from pennies to dollars. Treatment became illegal. Crime soared.

( The Harding admin caused /oversaw the Gilded Age and the Great Crash, just like trumps )

millions and millions of people have suffered or died because of appalling government corruption

i might never have believed it until I saw how corrupt the trumps are

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

After many days of slothfulness after feeling a bit unwell I am back onto Doing Things.

A new veg box arrived yesterday, so I'm doing a final clearout of some of the older stuff. Primarily finishing off some soup and doing a tray bake of vegies for meals over the next few days at work. Plus I'll do a few salads, for lunches and/or side dishes for dinners, depending on how much stuff I end up having.

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Cats fed.

Gym done.

House clean.

Time to play the new Lego batman game.

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