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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Did everyone forget that anyone can use any device and it's not like any specific device is literally under your skin and directly, permanently tied to you? We aren't teletubbies with our devices built into our chests.

How the living fuck do they expect this to work? What if it's a shared device?

Everything about this shit is so fucking sutpid eat shit Starmer.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Having devices, their activity, and content tied to individuals is the goal.

[–] timewarp@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yep, he wants to "protect" children by having access to all their data. Just like a homophobic Republican on Grindr. Gotta say though he learned projection from the master of it, his daddy Hitleryahu.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

How the living fuck do they expect this to work?

Police commit stocastic violence against the underclass, then justify the abuse by saying "we found illegal activity on their cell phones"

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Coz the objective never was protecting anybody

[–] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 1 points 5 days ago

Maybe he is talking about devices that are created with accounts for children specifically. Google allows that (not sure about meta). This allows parents to monitor and control that device remotely. But than again, that is something I would imagine already existed or it's stil up to the parents to disallow it, etc.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Starmer just wants to know everything everybody does online with their government ID attached.

It's necessary to protect Netanyahu.

[–] amzd@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

See a guy get shot? No problem. See a boob? Unbelievable, we need to do something about this.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

It's very American in spirit.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago

Hey UK, we don't have to keep playing "who's the biggest cunt, UK or USA" it's a draw. A draw.

[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We should bring back the childhood tradition of finding porn mags in hedgerows.

[–] locahosr443@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'll start stashing cheap tablets preloaded with all the old porn site preview pages in woodlands...

[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf 2 points 5 days ago

Did you just invent the iWank?

[–] Coolkat@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

And just like that, pedophilia was eradicated

No.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

Like 2 hours ago Apple announced a feature to do on device recognition to do exactly this…

So… fuck off?