I am happy to let you know that my lobbying at work to ditch 12 Oracle production databases in favor of postgresql has been successful. I'm doing my part.
(Plus, oradb is a fucking PITA)
this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2026
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You'll be happy to know that my attempts at lobbying your work to use Access have failed.
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My university uses an Oracle system. You have to manually input 15 character chart strings on every purchase and expense. It's so needlessly complex at the user level we need 15 minute videos on how to request a PO number.
0.0000001% world problems
Oh shit he's totally unfuckable now, poor guy.
How do we do away with billionaire class entirely? No person, company or group of individuals should have more wealth and power than a nation.
let them flee to thier bunkers, mansions then seal off all thier escape routes,.
Tar and feathers?
What do you call a multi billionaire who loses 10 billions? A multi billionaire.
Labelling rich ppl in a top 10 list doesn't help the problem we have with the wealth gap. I'm sure they look at this and get the urge to get richer
I don't think they use that list anyway.
Damn, he's gonna have to stop with the avocado toast now. So sad.
OH MY GOD THAT POOR MAN WHAT WILL HE EAT
datacenter chips.
Let me know when his cold corpse plunges into the earth. This man is trying be an American Rupert Murdoch.
he will probably pass away after getting trapped and cooked in his AI datacenter.
That works for me!
Poor guy
Thoughts and prayers
eh, this means basicly nothing. im sure plenty of us have lost 10% of their net worth in a week this year
I'd like, just once in my life, to lose $10 billion. Someday...
He's still the ugliest billionaire, so at least he's got that going for him.
He still looks just as delicious as the rest of them
when the dollar collapses in three weeks, what the fuck are these assholes going to do?
Oh no how unfortunate.
I'm trying to sympathize. I really am...
I heard he is moving back in with his mom in Wisconsin. I think it's for the best.