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[–] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 103 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (94 children)

Actually kinda cute :3

(Please let the cheating be the only morally questionable thing. Please don't let there be a suspicious age gap or power disbalance -- no I don't know a thing about his affairs)

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 103 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wait until you hear about his driving career

[–] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wasn't Tiger Woods the guy who ended up coming out unharmed in like 2-3 major car-flipping accidents too?

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

I wouldn’t say “unharmed” his entire body is fucked. It’s just hard to tell what was from the preexisting back injury which is what led to his opioid addiction and what is from the car accidents which all occurred while high af on opioids.

The only saving grace is they’ve all been single-vehicle accidents.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If you fucked some bitch with a big ole ass and some fatnatties, I would be so mad and we would be done.

If I found out you were watching some dumb AF tv corpo brainrot with a bitch you fucked?! I'd learn ancient Sumerian, summon every deep dark toothy grinning thing I could, rip your existence from the fabric of creation, and pin the tattered eyes I pulled from your eternally tortured flesh, to a signpost just outside reality, to forever watch and weep at your transgressions against humanity.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So what I'm hearing is that you're NOT a very big fan of the Desperate Housewives franchise? Duly noted.

[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Also very true.

I think the root of the anger would be at the realization that I married someone with such a floppy sponge spine that they were snuggling up to their side and watching dumb shit, or someone for whom desperate housewives bonding was necessary, and they hid one or the other from me to bind me in matrimony.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'da thought that watching the corpo brainrot would be punishment enough in itself.

[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is a good point. As a life goal I am trying to see the destitute lives people like this lead, as punishment in itself. Thank you for your help in this.

I take it all back. I would tell the woman everything I could think of to help her to keep him forever. Then I would make a public announcement about how I found out but there were no hard feelings, wish them well, and pay for a honeymoon-style month-long trip for them. All without letting him know ahead of time.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

Awesome positivity there, fam. Just make sure your lawyer follows up with em and gets all you can thru the prenup.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

He was responding between rounds of LoL

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You have to wonder what a conversation between Charlie Sheen and Tiger Woods would be like?

[–] Hamartia@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago

Charlie: If we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate housewives together again haha

Tiger: oh god...

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

"Does that smell like coke to you?"

Deep sniff

"I'm not sure let me try again."

Deeper sniff

"Actually, now I'm not even sure myself anymore."

Deep sniffing intensifies

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

Is that what he meant by Tiger blood?

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I've never cheated, so I can only consider this from the perspective of talking to a partner or love interest.

I would describe someone as "sexy," perhaps, including directly to that individual if appropriate; but I can't imagine addressing them as such. I'm all for pet names, but that one seems a bit diminutive.

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