why make angrier version of gooses more angry.
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2026
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It never stops being weird that people think the IKEA names are just basically swedish chef speak (which doesn't sound like swedish at all).
Who removed the dead bodies of the poor souls tasked with putting the bags on the murder birds?
BIRDBAGG
Fuglpokr
Fågelbehållare i guess? Idk my swedish isnt very good and i just use behållare usually cause its a very general word. Also people outside the nordics love å so its a win to use it in an ikea meme. Väska could also work for more variety? Fågelväska
As somewhat of a polyglot, it just occurred to me that swedish is a language I've never once considered as a language I know absolutely nothing about nor have ever considered studying.
Anyone know why they're being restrained? Maybe relocated?
They're angry. That's all the information provided to us. Angry swans.
For the safety of themselves and society at large.
Svånhøld
ø isn't a Swedish letter.
That's, like, your opinion, man.
IF you need a name for your metal band, Ikea is full of them
FÅGELKONTROLLVÄSKA
IKEA VINGKLIPPT
Vingklippt is good :). Maybe also... ANDRUM or SKAMVRÅ?
ANDRUM sounds like it exists. I love SKAMVRÅ.
Now you've just made them angry.
What’s the deal with swans? I’ve heard of angry geese, I’ve even known a few people who received injuries from one, but not swans.
Take a stroll near a nesting swan and let me know how it goes for you…they may be pretty, but they are extremely defensive birds
Fucking dinosaurs
Survivor bias. Those attacked by swans don't live to tell the tale.
They're basically much bigger geese
Don’t try this at home; a swan could easily break a grown man’s arm. Or at least his glasses.
No fucking way, for real? Like not gona lie, giving me mad urges to go fuck around and find out.
If he can reach them, sure.
I've never had my arm broken by my glasses.
Mine don't have the spring-loaded flippy-outy bit, though.