this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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Cheers to you Mickey7. Happy hatch day ! πŸ₯‚

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[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

thanks to all my fellow shit posters for the shout out

[–] deroyonz@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

with the occasion you get to have a new number, congratulations Mickey67

[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

According to the teenagers I work with, its cringe to call something cringe now.

Its cringe all the way down.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Yikes, that gives me an awkward feeling of secondhand embarrassment.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

He's kind of a mild celebrity of the community.

I thought it would be fun to give him a shout out

[–] M137@lemmy.today 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I thought this was about the book (which the movie Mickey 17 is based on). "Hatch day" kinda makes sense for that too because of the cloning. So my immediate thought was "what year do you think we're in?" as the movie takes place in 2054 (not sure about the book).

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey Mickey you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind!

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

Hey Mickey! πŸ‘πŸ‘

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We must do the communal chant to summon him.

Someone remind me how the chant goes again.

[–] Zagam@piefed.social 18 points 2 days ago

oh-wha ta-sill leegoo siam.

repeat faster and faster until the spell takes hold.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The fuck is a hatch day my bro?

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

i suspect they are referring to this user having what reddit used to call a "cake day" referring to the anniversary of them making their account. that or theyre trans and just came out (closeted trans ppl are often called eggs) but I think it's the first thing since that profile does have the lil cake today. and idk that it's cringe (another comment) it's probably nice to be that recognizable (although anonymity has benefits).

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Cake day. But it's Lemmy. Chicken egg symbol shows on 1 day old accounts next to user name.

It is a birthday cake with candles, whenever I see those anniversaries. This post is cringe.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

I think it’s when mickey emerged from the human printer to live this life as a human death test subject.