Oh if they gave him CPR, he's dead. Someone that age has a less than 1% chance of being alive 1 year after CPR and if they are alive, it's doesn't mean conscious or the same level of cognition.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

I wish the media had some moxie.

"Senator McConnell! Senator McConnell! Is it true you have brain damage and can't understand what I'm saying!" The senators linebacker-sized "aides" leap into action and push the reporter away.

gurgle-gurgle-gurgle-drool

"Are you able to make a sentence?" - yelling.

"Y... Y... Y..."

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Rude of them.

[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

What level of meta-humor are we on?