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[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Stay small and build knowledge. Spend very little and do projects until you have a great team and you know a lot and no funding problems before you try to catch the big fish.

Fuck VC culture. It kills your business

[–] __init__@programming.dev 12 points 3 weeks ago

This hit way too close to home lol

[–] xav@programming.dev 8 points 3 weeks ago

This hurts.

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] Xuntari@programming.dev 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Holy! This is the last 10 years of my life.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Literally every startup ever

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I was waiting for the new guy to completely destroy Luigi’s code that nobody wanted to touch and take down the company once and for all

[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

If you're going to do that, take 30% at least. And make yourself CEO.

You know you're going to work a lot, at least reserve yourself the choice on how to work and have a say in how the business is administered.